HALEY: Proms are lame. It’s just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.
PHIL: Okay, now I don’t like the idea of Alex going.
CLAIRE: Sweetie, I think we’re fine. It’s Alex.
ALEX: What’s that supposed to mean?
LUKE: It means you’re a geek.
IM GONNA BE LIKE THIS WITH MY KIDS.